Thoughts From the Shower

Yes, I know I said I would go back to being an irresponsible, sarcastic goober after I wrote Conversations with Myself, but I find that I m...

I have started my new year off in February. I know this breaks some cosmic rule that all resolutions must begin January first; mine simply...

Today's post isn't funny.  It's kind of icky.  A teenager who doesn't belong to me personally, nevertheless trusts me and sh...

Coming soon to a computer screen near you; the narcissistic ramblings of a woman with too much time on her hands and too many cats in her ya...

Happy New Year (several days late)! I hope everyone had a glorious holiday and made a bunch of resolutions that will go unmet and give y...

I scare far too easily and I have recently found out I also have the worst survival skills on the planet. Ostriches bury their head in t...

If you are the kind of person who is in the habit of having arch enemies, then may I suggest you find a way to give them bronchitis? Of ...